manticoreimaginary:

Laetitia Casta, Cannes Film Festival (May 26, 2013)

I’m saving this as legit reference for Orlesian Fashion

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The “Next Disney Movie” Challenge

Try to rewrite the scariest, goriest, nope-est fairytale/myth/book/story you know as a Disney movie synopsis.

Bonus for songs titles.

Extra bonus for songs lyrics XD

In other words: rape isn’t “culture”, rape is ignorance.

The thing that pisses me off when I hear about “rape culture” is exactly the word “culture” associated with something that is considered as a felony practically everywhere (even in those countries when women are treated like a possession one step over cattle animals): calling it a “culture” practically gives to some assholes a dignity they don’t have and don’t deserve.

Can we please find a better term for them? Like, dunno… criminals?

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james—vega said:

also butts

SSSHT, let’s not divulge important plot information… XD

tyvian:

why does everyone make Carver a Grey Warden

(A comment was too short to elaborate)

Personally I tend to make both him and Bethany a warden because it seems fair to me to bring them in the deep roads.

On the subject of Carver specifically, consider this: Carver is a warrior, he fought at Ostagar, and despite his bitching he’s my baby brother and my Hawkes either love him or feel bad for him because of the time with their father they (as mages) stole from him. He is perfectly capable of handling himself and he helped a great deal in collecting the money for the expedition (being my main warrior in act 1, since the recruitment missions always take time and I always try to boost his friendship before losing him, this requires bringing him in as much missions as possible and interact with him a lot). It wouldn’t seem fair to me to leave him home while I go with my new dwarf bff fighting darkspawn and digging shinies.

With a mage (Hawke, with a surviving Carver) and a rogue (Varrick, required) my party needs a warrior (because I play like that): with Aveline being a city guard, freshly appointed Captain (or on her way to be) and Fenris checking on Danarius’ manor in Kirkwall, that leaves Carver.

And since I tend to play damager mages, a healer is needed in the Roads, so Anders becomes the fourth. Sibling+Anders looks like a sensible choice to me when forming the Deep Roads party also RP-wise: Anders is the warden that gave us the map, he’s the one with more experience with darkspawn, more than Merrill (who encountered them in the forest in the Dalish origin and possibly afterwards during her clan’s travels to the Free Marches) and more than Aveline (or maybe just as much as her, but she always has her job), which are the other two companions that have known darkspawn experience.

Given those choices, the alternatives are Warden or dead. And I love my brother too much to let him die in the derp roads.

Byron Hainhand, one of my RP characters. He’s a mage.
He was born as main character of Witch-art, a short story I plan to write some day (no rush… one of these days… eventually…)
In Witch-art he was a trained adventurer mage who really wanted to be a bard, and he refused to use his powers to fight people with magic and spent all his time creating spell that could make music and tell stories. In The Merry Mabari and the Dragon Age settings, he’s… well, mostly the same thing, and he’s the scion of an ancient Nevarran house of dragon hunters, and he was trained to fight along the templars in maleficarum hunts. His “art” powers are less evident, but also because so far I haven’t had many chances to play him…

Byron Hainhand, one of my RP characters. He’s a mage.

He was born as main character of Witch-art, a short story I plan to write some day (no rush… one of these days… eventually…)

In Witch-art he was a trained adventurer mage who really wanted to be a bard, and he refused to use his powers to fight people with magic and spent all his time creating spell that could make music and tell stories.
In The Merry Mabari and the Dragon Age settings, he’s… well, mostly the same thing, and he’s the scion of an ancient Nevarran house of dragon hunters, and he was trained to fight along the templars in maleficarum hunts. His “art” powers are less evident, but also because so far I haven’t had many chances to play him…

DId you know?

Being part of an oppressed minority doesn’t excuse you being an asshole.

In fact, it makes you part of the oppressive majority.

lyriumpomegranates:

if a character is homosexual, pretending they aren’t is wrong. 

if a character is bisexual, pretending they aren’t is wrong.

if a character is asexual, pretending they aren’t is wrong. 

if a character is heterosexual, pretending they aren’t so you can explore and adapt them to your fetish it’s - guess what - wrong too.

Things Bioware Doesn’t Understand:

bearfootscar:

maratylermoore:

  1. How people want to wear their hair

2. How mages want to wear their hats.

3. How people see with a helmet on their head

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There is something about the lighting in DA2 that makes me feel like someone has just discovered the luminosity layer mode in SAI and gone a little creicrei with it

Linn.

SHE EXPLAINED THE THING

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neonbrightblack:

kgrrsten:

Seriously I’m dying! 

I JUST WATCHED JP AND THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE

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English is so dull...

  • me: *is trying to translate "precisino del cazzo" in english*
  • Nikki: a goodie two shoes? teacher's pet?
  • me: uhm... too specific, maybe...
  • Nikki: cazzo is dick isn't it?
  • me: I need to use it in a generic context
  • me: yeah, well...
  • me: we use it for a lot of things... XD
  • Nikki: thanks to Assassin's Creed that I know that :'D
  • me: litterally is "little shit that is always precise and has to point out everything and could point out my dick and suck it for all I care"
  • me: (loose translation XD)
  • *pause*
  • Nikki: I'm not sure if we have a term like that

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

*coughs* Actually Arwen is allowed to go there. She chooses not to because she wanted to stay with her husband (which is a Numenorean, that’s not exactly a human…).

If you found this Legolas anecdote, you should have found also Arwen and Aragorn’s story two or three paragraphs before that… unless all you know of LOTR comes from the Peter Jackson’s movie (which changed many things… starting from Aragorn and Arwen’s story…)

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wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

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This is a pardy cover of Beatle’s “Let It Be” inspired by Commander Shepard’s iconic phrase “I should go” that closes most of their dialogues in the Mass Effect videogame series. This is totally my friend Marilò’s fault, since she started it. I finished it. =P

Lyrics:
When I find myself in times of trouble I go talking to EDI
Speaking words of wisdom
“I should go”
And in my hour of darkness Harbringer is right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
“I should go”

“I should go”… “/I/ should go”
“I /should/ go”… “I should /go/”
Speaking words of wisdom
“I should go”

And when the broken-heart-ed Liara’s coming with the drone IV
This will be my answer
“I should go”
For she’s the Shadow Broker, ‘though there’s still a chance she hits on me
So this is my answer
“I should go”
“I /should/ go”… “I should /go/”
So this is my answer
“I should go”

And when the planet’s rich and there is still a probe on the Normandy
Scan until tomorrow
“I should go”
I wake up to the sound of Reapers, there’s an evil clone of me
Speaking words of wisdom
“I should go”

“I should go”… “/I/ should go”
“I /should/ go”… “I should /go/”
Speaking words of wisdom
“I should go”


(if Mark Meer and/or Jennifer Hale could to make a version of this I think I’d die… XD)