The Kraken's den

dduane:

overwhelmed-with-fandoms:

Highlights of Eurovision

There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP

What is it they say again? “Slash is what happens when you take the glass away”?

:)

erasedcitizen2:

manateeofsloth:

james—vega:

manateeofsloth:

james—vega:

the brothel eurovision!AU in which nino is gay dracula

you know you want it

Pato could be either Iceland Thor or the giant carrying Ukraine…
(but only if Tomas is Ukraine… XD)

Tomás wants to be Greece (he can be Greece with Gem) so Pato should have to be Iceland Thor…

Ben is the hipster from Hungary 

And Vero is the guy from Ireland surrounded by oiled dancers

Uhm, I don’t know, Vero could also be the Belarus girl dressed in a autowash brush…

#Jam is the Azerbaijan OTP

YES. yes. XD

With Sparkly being the woman in red. XD

8 points from tumblr go to… EUROTP AZERBAIJAN!

10 points from tumblr go to… ALCOHOL IS FREE! GREECE!

and finally 12 points… to… ROMANIA!

james—vega:

manateeofsloth:

james—vega:

the brothel eurovision!AU in which nino is gay dracula

you know you want it

Pato could be either Iceland Thor or the giant carrying Ukraine…
(but only if Tomas is Ukraine… XD)

Tomás wants to be Greece (he can be Greece with Gem) so Pato should have to be Iceland Thor…

Ben is the hipster from Hungary 

And Vero is the guy from Ireland surrounded by oiled dancers

Uhm, I don’t know, Vero could also be the Belarus girl dressed in a autowash brush…

james—vega:

the brothel eurovision!AU in which nino is gay dracula

you know you want it

Pato could be either Iceland Thor or the giant carrying Ukraine…
(but only if Tomas is Ukraine… XD)

yunuen:

my blog looked so pretty yesterday but everything changed when eurovision attacked

(via queenofperv)

It’s me or Azerbaijan’s singer looks like Sterek lovechild?

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

(via emedeme)

consultingasshole:

Bar owners all over Greece are making notes of the countries who didn’t vote for us. NO MORE FREE ALCOHOL FOR YOU, BITCHES.

(via james--vega)

overwhelmed-with-fandoms:

Highlights of Eurovision

There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP

There is Greece with the free alcohol

You got Iceland with Thor 

Romania with the Dracula and half naked men

And of course Malta with the very happy man

esc

(via james--vega)

bleu-meridia:

holmes-and-watson:

Everyone sings about love

Except greece

Greece sings about alcohol

that’s because alcohol IS love

No, alcohol is free.

itsnotsilly:

Romania finally sends dracula to Eurovision

(via james--vega)

applesorceress:

mishasteaparty:

Greece r u drunk

well, alcohol is free

(via emedeme)